Aaron @Aaron@boringpeople.org
Software. Information security. LW/EA.
The microwave can give me a "chicken nuggets" button, but not a "stop beeping so loudly, it's 3 AM" button.
When I get the time, I'm going to write a trilogy of romance novels called "Robert's Rules of Ardor".
They will be tales of deliberative passion, like "Fifty Shades of Grey" but for a different crowd. Think club treasurers, co-op people, policy wonks, jurists....
Working titles:
- "Lay on the Table"
- "Privileged Motions"
- "Commit or Refer"
"Stephen Colbert seems to have gotten a lot less funny."
*does research*
"Oh. Stephen Colbert was never funny."
If this book doesn't already exist, someone write it: A mystery novel featuring a drag-queen private detective in San Francisco.
She's not flamboyant like the stereotype; she's more subtle and understated, like Jane Marple. Part of the humor is that she'd stick out almost everywhere in the world, but in San Francisco she can blend in.
Band name of the day: Smallpox in the Ozone Hole
Band name of the day: Bureaucratic Autonomy Goes Berserk
https://www.buzzfeed.com/pranavdixit/older-indians-drive-millennials-crazy-on-whatsapp-this-is
Me: *reads about older Indians forwarding weird stuff on WhatsApp, driving their younger relatives crazy*
Me: "Wow, that's so weird and foreign!"
Me: *remembers chain emails in 2000*
Me: 
I used to use a clipboard to look more authoritative at work. (I covered my face with it.)
A lot going on here.
Band name of the day: Meditations on malloc
Band name of the day: My Dear Beneficiary
10% of why I use a tea timer is to steep the tea for the right amount of time. 90% is so I won't forget that I'm making tea. So many times I've come across my own two-hour-old cold tea.
Band name of the day: The Real Nutello
Why do Other People always buy the wrong kind of bread
I can't stop mentally pronouncing PUBG as "pubguh"
Looks useful I guess
Band name of the day: novel legal theory of the firm
