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I'm awake but AT WHAT COST?!

I say this a lot, maybe I should just pin it.

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Hello there, people of the fediverse.
I thought I should write another that I can pin, so here we go:
I'm a knitter, I'm German, I hate dolphins (:dont_at_me:).
My brain is bursting with mental health issues and I'm neither an artist not a furry nor a techy computer nerd telling everyone that Linux is superior so you may be asking yourselves "What is she doing on Mastodon?" and the answer is "I dunno... Custom emojis maybe? :fingerguns: "

Why is Spotify doing this to me? I'm a good person!

Apparently even at 8am on a Sunday I can't open the windows because people.
Ground-floor suuucks.
(Now the drunk person is hammering at my neighbor's door. Coolio.)

Talking to drunk people at 8am is so fun...

Is Spotify okay? Because I'm not! I don't want to wake up to this.

multiplayer seems like a good idea until you fill all the bundles 75-90% and then one of the others swoops in to steal the rewards.

update! Square 2/4 is almost done. Almost...

Making friends watch .
Pro: You share the joy.
Con: They also instantly fall in love with Nicole and now you have competition!

Additional idea: maybe DON'T give advice when no one asks for it?
I know, that seems crazy.

Brand new idea: maybe DON'T be condescending when you give advice?
I don't know, I'm just spitballing here.

Pixelfed doesn't want videos and it seems to be too big for Mastodon so here's my on Instagram (booo, yes)
instagram.com/p/BkpgvXQg34J/

The Nicole/Jacques dynamic is so cute.

"Queer Eye x Nailed It! | Crossover Episode"
[eternal screming]

As a German I've had many heated discussions about the gender of Nutella but one of the best things is yelling about it at a confused American. :nutello:
"Why do you feel so strongly about this?"
"I DON'T KNOW, I JUST DO!"

IT IS NOT EVEN 8AM! WHY ARE THE NEIGHBORS ALREADY YELLING?!

I woke up to "HJULIAAAAAAA [screenshot of Netflix adding all the Fast & Furious movies tomorrow]" and therefore this day has already started better than any other day this week.

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The orchid mantis is a big weird lanky bug, which is relatable, but she also rocks high-femme fashion while being a terrifying predator with swords for arms, which is aspirational.

Say hello to my Christmas hair! (Before it's dry it would be too dark to take pictures that reflect the correct colors)