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Boring Human
@Julia@boringpeople.org
I hate people and I'm German which is basically the same thing.
Windows user since 1997
Not-about-Linux-carer since 1992
Done with humanity since 1987
I'm awake but AT WHAT COST?!
I say this a lot, maybe I should just pin it.
Why Sealioning Is Bad 
Hello there, people of the fediverse.
I thought I should write another #introduction that I can pin, so here we go:
I'm a knitter, I'm German, I hate dolphins (
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My brain is bursting with mental health issues and I'm neither an artist not a furry nor a techy computer nerd telling everyone that Linux is superior so you may be asking yourselves "What is she doing on Mastodon?" and the answer is "I dunno... Custom emojis maybe? 
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I love it when self-proclaimed Nice Guys talk like that. "But I'm nicer than other men, why don't women want to give me the sex I deserve, those stupid bitches!"
"Not all men are awful! But if they are it's the fault of their dumb mothers!" Yes, good point. 🙄
I just read the stupidest take on "not all men" and I'm so done with the internet today.
New Cuddlefish 
matching my nails. #crochet 
Sometimes I remember not everyone is miserable 24/7 and that's just wild to me. Like, you don't hate yourself and aren't afraid of being in a space with strangers and aren't constantly scanning your surroundings for bathrooms? Sounds fake.
"Time to take out the trash", she says before going on a walk.
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yo wtf music is just wiggly air
eldritch child
FUUUUUCK!
#beardwatch2k18 #worldcup
I'm tired! They should really consider my sleeping schedule when they play.
At least the Danish goalie has a beard.
#beardwatch2k18 #worldcup
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Pride month is over, welcome to Pride month 2: electric boogaloo
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It's been my observation that people tend to express affection in a way that they most need it themselves.
Some people are very touch oriented, and express affection through touches and being close, others might give give praise and positive encouragement. There are, of course, a myriad of ways to express affection.
Observe how the people in your life express affection, if you can express it back in kind it might just make their day. 😄
TFW you're petty as fuck but you're trying to not let the crazy show.
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/me screams into the void
This is actually interesting. Finally.
I'm having a weird afternoon so time to eat my feelings. 😆
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I didn't look for like TWO minutes. UGH! But at least it was a goal for Spain.
I went by who has the best beards, so don't disappoint me, 🇪🇸 !
#beardwatch2k18 #worldcup
Yes, that.
